Award Winning International Luxury Transgender Escort
Pure Quality & Class

(Fly Me To You Available Worlwide)

TOURS:

Perth
(current) until 26 September

Hobart
27-28 September

Sydney
29 September - 7 October

Your greatest gift
is your time

because when you give someone
your time you are giving
something that you
will never get back.

AVAILABILITY

I am always available by advance booking. However, I do realise that on occasion your diary may change last minute. I will always try my best to accommodate, however, my minimum rate has a surcharge for all same day requests.

The Real

CHELSEA TIMES
№ 1

PUBLISHED AT SUNSHINE COAST, AUSTRALIA
Friday September 30, 2022

Note From the Publisher

SALUTATION

I am bisexual
and I like it all

I may be classy, but I'm
definitely kinky. I dominate.
I can be submissive. I do
whatever I like. I am trans.
I'm always going to be
the best of
both worlds.

Introduction

CHELSEA PAIGE


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This is me.

Hi, I'm Chelsea and I'm far from your typical trans girl. Please allow me to introduce myself. I am bisexual and I am interested in a gentleman, woman or a couple who has been searching for the perfect transgender companion. I want nothing more than to satisfy every one of your desires.

I am confident that you will find me to be a true lady (with a big secret of course). If you can appreciate my sense of humour, you will agree that I am remarkably classy and truly respectful. I take great pride in bringing an entirely new level of standards to everything that I do. I believe that the sky is the limit, and we can all be and achieve everything that we truly desire.

Experience the undivided attention of an absolutely gorgeous and highly entertaining trans woman. Be the envy of every other person who secretly wishes they could have what you have. Imagine how incredible it feels to be with someone so beautiful, someone who completely and entirely devotes herself into bringing your fantasy to life.

I very much look forward to meeting you.

With all of my love,

Chelsea Paige

DEPOSIT REQUIRED

POLICY

updated on 23 July 2022

Your time is valuable and so is mine. I take the effort to properly prepare for meetings. This involves many things, including adjusting my schedule and activities. I am engaged in several personal projects and accepting a booking doesn't just occur automatically. Like you, I am a busy person with several responsibilities. It is for these reasons that a deposit is always appreciated.

This is essential and serves to confirm our meeting and to guarantee my availability. This also provides me with a certain degree of security. You may consider it as a retainer.

To protect our mutual privacy, BeemitTM is preffered. Information regarding BeemitTM is available from their website at beemit.com.au. I can also accept bank transfers if required.

"If you want to get places with me, don't
refer to me as a call girl".

YOUR QUALITIES

WHAT I LOOK FOR

There are two types of men in this world. There are those that stay up late at night and reckessly attempt to fulfill their last minute desires, yet much of what they do is in vain. Then, on the other hand, there is the sophisticated gentleman who wakes up early in the morning and calculates his time in advance. He is a forward-thinker who not only appreciates, but truly enjoys the finer things in life. It is with the latter in whom my interests remain.

You are a man of character and you understand how to treat a lady. You have dignity and respect. You are kind to animals. You focus your energy on positive and constructive tasks and you bring forth success to everyone around you. You take great pride in your work and constantly strive to make yourself a better person while contributing positively to society. As someone once told me, if you want to fly with the eagles then you must surround yourself with friends and mentors who are principled, disciplined and outstanding members of our society.

The desire to share intimate moments with me is always on your priority list. You know that as time goes by, our relationship will continue to develop with unique, energetic and unforgettable dynamics. You are gifted with the opportunity to rightfully enjoy all that this universe has to offer.

You have seen it all and have done it all. Well, almost. Now that you've tried the rest, you're certainly ready for the best.

MORE ABOUT ME

MY STATS


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Things that you've always wanted to know but were too afraid to ask

BACKGROUND:
Caucasian

AGE:
30's

EYES:
Brown

HAIR:
Golden Blonde

SKIN:
Pale to Soft Tan, no tattoos or piercings

HEIGHT:
5' 10½" (179 cm)

BODY:
Toned. Size AU 10 / US 6. Made for sin

ménage à trois

FOR COUPLES

So you're interested in exploring some new ideas. Perfect. I agree that we can take this to an entirely new level. I must admit that there's nothing hotter than a man, a woman and a trans girl together. The dynamics are incredible and the options are unlimited. My bisexual nature really shines in group environments. Imagine me with an incredibly gorgeous woman, imagine us all together. Imagine the possibilities.

NOTE: Except for Queensland and only where permitted by state law, I am always available for doubles bookings with the finest females.


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Perhaps you may fancy us together.

So what will a typical scenario look like. Hmmmm, allow me to ponder that question. Oh I know, me in the middle, you in the middle, her in the middle... I'm sure you get the idea. But look, I need to stop writing before I get too excited. I can't tell you enough how much these ideas turn me on.


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Bisexual and beautiful.

NOTE: In Queensland it is an offence for more than one escort to provide services together. A ménage à trois means a couples booking where two non-escort persons request the companionship of Chelsea Paige. Any requests in Queensland involving the services of another escort with Chelsea Paige will be strictly refused.


In the words of Mark Twain,

“Twenty years from now you will be
more disappointed by the things you
didn’t do than by the ones you did do.
So throw off the bowlines!
Sail away from the safe harbor.
Catch the trade winds in
your sails. Explore.
Dream. Discover!”

SEXUALITY

MY THOUGHTS

The million dollar question is... drum roll please... who am I? The topic of sexuality is so complex that I've decided to dedicate an entire section to it. I've often wondered how the rules apply. I've thought about it, obsessed over it, lost sleep over it and I have finally drawn a very simple conclusion. I am straight. And so are you. Someone once asked me how many of my clients are straight. The answer? All of them. For me, truthfully, I do not care what is between your legs. I am more concerned with how you make me feel. I am attracted to kindness. I am for all intensive purposes female. Therefore, I am not capable of being gay, that is impossible. Gay is something that requires two or more men interacting with each other. This part is simple. Male and female.

On another note, I wonder what it would mean if I was with a woman. Again, for all intensive purposes this dynamic is straight. It only gets complicated if I was with another trans girl which, I might add, brings forth qualities that would label me as a lesbian. However, that just isn't practical. A new word will have to be created in that regard. Transbian. Oh well.

My thesis in this little discussion focuses on the audacity of whoever determined there should be a "T" with the "LGB" group. Seriously? Come on, it's completely illogical. The first three letters in that acronym clearly make sense. Gay, lesbian and bisexual. Ok fine, I'm bisexual, big deal. But these labels all refer to sexuality. Now let's talk about the "T". Transgender has absolutely nothing to do with sexuality. It's all about sex. Transgender is sex. Sex as in a reference to gender, but keeing in mind that gender is variable. The founders of the "LGB" compaign have somehow included the "T" presumably to broaden the reach of their group. It's completely nonsensical. Transgender is sex not sexuality. Sex, sex, sex. There are three genders: male, female and transgender. It's really that simple. And I repeat, transgender is sex.

I'll tell you something. When I'm elected as President of the Useless Acronym Party, the first thing that I'm going to do is remove the "T" from that group. To quote Shakespeare in Hamlet, I shall stand center stage in the amphitheatre and state that "It offends me to the soul to hear a robustious periwig-pated fellow tear a passion to tatters, to very rags, to split the ears of the groundlings, who for the most part are capable of nothing but inexplicable dumb shows and noise”. To include the "T" with the "LGB" is just simply foolish. Sure, there will be many people who read these words and think otherwise. But that's okay, we are all allowed to have our own opinions. I just place more emphasis on my own opinions rather than on those of others. I have my own shoes to stand in and many of them are 120 mm stiletto heels with that beautiful red sole. Shoutout to Christian Louboutin for designing the most beautiful shoes on the planet.

In my final few words on sexuality, I say be proud of yourself no matter who you are or how you identify. As I write this, I am relaxing on a black leather sofa wearing a white lace negligee, lingerie of course, and a pair of red-bottom stiletto heels.


"keep your heels, head and standards high"

Christian Louboutin

ETIQUETTE

mon chéri

So you've pondered all of your options and have finally decided to take action towards the fulfillment of your dreams. Perfect, you may sail away from the safe harbor to explore, dream and discover! I have written this section to offer some guidance on how to catch the trade winds in your sails.

Initial Contact
I would be a wealthy woman if I had a hundred dollars for everyone who thought that sending me a one word text message would arouse my interest. I put in as much effort in meeting you as you extend to me. If you would like to ensure that I actually respond to your message, perhaps just simply introduce yourself and tell me which city or locality you'd like to meet in. I'm sure that will result in a pleasant experience for the both of us. And remember the cartoon depiction, "If you want to get places with me, don't refer to me as a call girl". I fancy myself otherwise.

Plan Ahead
I always plan ahead and can not recall any moments when my time hasn't been occupied by either business or pleasure. This is how it works, I wake up early in the morning before sunrise and undergo my morning coffee ritual. During this time of self-reflection and meditation, I plan my day according to the things that I should do, what I have to do, what I am obligated to do, and what I want to do. After the second cup of coffee, I enjoy soy lattes by the way, I will have devised an effective strategy to live out my day. Carpe Diem!

Be a Gentleman
I think you know what to do. I have faith that your ambition and desire to meet me will shine thoroughly. Don't be shy. Just treat me as you would any other lady. Showing respect is truly one of the magical ingredients to life. Personally, I try my best to always govern myself with a respect for all things and all people.

Be Uninhibited
Take charge! I am an incredibly approachable person, as part of being trans involves a high level of acceptance. Drop your guard down and show me who you truly are on the inside. I know that we all have a passionate streak and we all have a wild streak. That's just how life is. And, importantly, I ask that you just be yourself. No strings attached.

Be Prepared
You've provided the deposit and have confirmed the date and time of our meeting. So what's next, what else needs to be done? In addition to being well dressed and well mannered, perhaps all that's remaining is to select a wine or champange for us to enjoy together. And flowers? The symbolism is nice and I do agree that every woman loves flowers.

ROSES

GIFTS & DONATIONS

Updated on 19 May 2022


Flowers, especially roses, are the key to every woman's heart. We can all surely contest to the thought. But what's a rose? In Shakespearean terms, and I've been to the Roman amphitheatre in Verona, "A rose by any other name"... In the sentiment, scent and beauty of this flower, your gifts and donations are warmly welcomed. The following represents my suggestions.

Juliet's Balcony in Verona, Italy, 2019.
I personally took this picture.


(Advance booking is required)

à la carte

1000
90 minutes or less (minimum solo rate)

ménage à trois

1500
two hours or less (minimum couples rate)

3500
full evening couples rate (preferred)

two course solo

1500
2 hours

four course solo

3000
4 hours

the Chelsea experience*

3500
full evening (approximately 6 hours)

overnight

5000
approximately 12 hours

24 hours

7000
24 hours of bliss

48 hours

10,000
weekends or weekdays

the worldwide week

30,000
perfect for that much needed vacation


*All meetings from the Chelsea experience and higher are inclusive for couples seeking a ménage à trois.

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Did I mention all my awards?

I would like to take this opportunity to thank all of my friends, collegaues, clients, my publisher and all of the organisers who are behind the awards. You are all incredibly amazing and I am honoured to be associated with every single one of you. It is my pleasure to constantly receive the Best Trans Escort award. It is such a good feeling that all of my hard (no pun intended) work is appreciated by others. I constantly strive to make myself the best woman that I can be. Once again, my deepest appreciation goes out to everyone!